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I Thought I Knew What Shock Felt Like — Then I Saw These 18 Photos

Y'all were so wrong for some of these.

I consider myself to be a pretty quick-witted individual.

"I'm as sharp as a tack"

But it still took me a solid 20 seconds to understand each of these wild screenshots from r/HolUp. I wonder how long it'll take you...

1. The sustainability argument:

2. The boyfriend-in-law:

"Chill bro, she is dating both of us. You are my boyfriend in law."

3. The courtroom exchange:

"Because his brain is sitting on my desk in a jar."

4. The "work" gloves:

"Never ordering work gloves off wish.com again"

5. The Incredibles:

"someone cheated"

6. The secret:

"She has not went out drinking since and this was 4 yrs ago."

7. The thirst trap:

"What is that"

8. The priest:

"real question is why is a priest ending up in Hell"

9. The cross:

"I hate to be a stickler, but why is Jesus wearing a cross?"

10. The sandwich:

"Crispy Children Sandwich"

11. The exam:

"when the doc touched his prostate he nutted immediately and fell down knocking over some equipment"

12. The siblings:

"is this why you wanted an open casket"

13. The thermometer:

"I accidentally broke my thermometer"

14. The eye test:

"Needless to say I don't think it's good news"

15. The Tarzan truth:

Screenshot of Tarzan with a drawing as well

16. The hitman:

"If so, can I claim self-defense and say he was trying to kill me, but not mention that I hired him?"

17. The friend:

"Hey man I'm sorry to hear, if you need a friend to talk..."

18. And finally, the vampire:

"i vant to eat your coochie"

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